Zimbabwe Culture

Zimbabwean Madam Boss’s Husband Made Another Woman Pregnant To Fulfil My Prophecy.

As a Prophetess of my Lord Husband King Atehene of the North, no prophecy of mine will never come to pass. I am the Priestess of Dreams, The Eagle of Napolia, the Mother Of Chaka. As the Prophetess of my ...

Why Royal Empire Of Great Zimbabwe Was Built, And Why My Story Is At The Heart Of The Kingdom

In all honesty, I have been very reluctant to write this essay, even though deep down I feel I owe my readers an explanation of where I came from, before I became British. Well, they keep asking me to tell ...

Why Zimbabwe Is The “Cursed” Garden Of Eden

Do you know that 2020 is the year of Revelation….and 2019 was year of the Return, where the world unknowingly prepared for the 2020 Apocalypse…and a man in Zimbabwe, in 2019 sang a song, a song that made him, and ...

Dear Zimbabwe, This Is How Kutanda Botso Is Done, In Global Style

This is an article for Zimbabwe only. God, I should have written this essay in the Zimbabwean tongue Shona, but unfortunately or rather fortunately, I can not write the tongue perfectly, neither can I read it fluently or understand it ...

Jean, If Your Mother Was To Say Sorry, Would You Forgive her?

I got this message in my inbox two days ago, after my post declaring myself the Queen of Kutanda Botso and showing Zimbabweans how it is done in style. Would I forgive my “mother” if she came and asked for forgiveness? Well, ...

Why I Am Sad That Lockdown Is Coming To An End

Lock-down or self isolation caused a lot of people to commit suicide, the latest being playboy multi-millionaire Steve Being who killed himself yesterday after becoming depressed because of self-isolation. The global lock-down was a massive sudden change to our lifestyles, ...

Why Zimbabwean Men Should Not Pay Lobola For Non Virgins

A few weeks ago there was a misunderstanding on Zimbabwe social media about lobola, the women thought that the Government had ruled that lobola had been banished, prompting a wild panic among the Zimbabwean women. The women of Zimbabwe were ...

As Google Honours Zimbabwe Cultural Week, I Am Yet To Meet Just One Zimbabwean Who Is Not Ashamed Of Their Culture

So today Google doodle honoured and celebrated the national musical instrument of Zimbabwe, the Mbira, as Zimbabwe culture week begins. Zimbabweans are well chuffed that google acknowledged their cultural week, and they took to social media hashtagging #ProudlyZimbabwean in response to the ...

Dear Jonathan, May You Have The Faith To Cross Over To Paradise

Today this morning I woke up to one of the most touching messages I have ever received. It was from a Zimbabwean man, I will call him Jonathan. Because of the message he sent me, I could not do my ...

Why Zimbabweans Are Afraid Of Their Traditional Retso Cloth

Dear World Zimbabwe has a traditional cloth. The Kingdom has its own version of Kente, called the Retso Fabric. It is a fabric that a lot of Zimbabweans are afraid to wear or even be associated with. Because of the dark ...