Jean Gasho

The Return Of The Black A Moor: In White Creases

Once upon a time, not so long ago, in the North, lived a tribe of royalty called the Black Moors. Their skin was ever so dark like burnt brass, their hair like wool. They lived and they reigned. They build ...

If You Call Harems And Polygamy Sinful, You Will Not See Heaven

I taught my three older children this principle, that just because they were born in Britain, a country of Roman culture, it still gives them no right morally, to disrespect their heritage. Polygamy is a black culture, if you want ...

So My Ashanti King Found His Zimbabwean Concubine, And She’s Ready To Ditch The Weave

Okay, I really didn’t expect it to be this quick, but to the glory of the Most High, the King has found his Zimbabwean concubine. She is in the heart of Ophir, ironically from Masvingo where the sacred pagan Dzimbadzemabwe, ...

Why I Will Never Forgive My “Family”

So my readers are urging me to FORGIVE and FORGET what my former “family” put me through all my life, and apparently I have to be the bigger person. This came after I had posted pictures of myself celebrating that ...

Mary-Tamar, Does Your Husband Also Spoil His Second Wife With Luxury Gifts?

So I got asked this question by one of my lovely faithful followers last week after I had posted a luxury scarf and bag that my husband got me. I guess my readers are wondering if my husband’s concubine and ...

Jean, If Your Mother Was To Say Sorry, Would You Forgive her?

I got this message in my inbox two days ago, after my post declaring myself the Queen of Kutanda Botso and showing Zimbabweans how it is done in style. Would I forgive my “mother” if she came and asked for forgiveness? Well, ...

Mama, You Said I Can Never Hold 2k, Now My Bag Alone Is More Than That.

“Jean is suffering in the UK, she has no money. Two thousand pounds is a lot of money, where will she ever get that kind of money since she is lazy and doesn’t go to work. Ha those children will ...

Dear Zimbabwe, This Is How Kutanda Botso Is Done, In Global Style

This is an article for Zimbabwe only. God, I should have written this essay in the Zimbabwean tongue Shona, but unfortunately or rather fortunately, I can not write the tongue perfectly, neither can I read it fluently or understand it ...

Dear Jean, How Do I Capture The Eye Of Your King?

So since my last post about the King wanting to take a third wife from among the daughters of Canaan/Zimbabwe/Ophir, I got an inbox from a Zimbabwean lady who said… “Mary-Tamar, I am considering writing to the King on Facebook, I thought ...

Baby, I Am Taking A Third Wife From Zimbabwe, Says My Ashanti King

So about three days ago, the King came and told me that as we make our journey to the North, his Empire will not be complete without a third wife, his secretary. Three is his favorite number, so since the ...