Liam_37

ok fellas, not all discreet hookups are cougars. last fall i matched with a 27yo grad student on Together2night. she was doin psych masters, had pink streaks in her hair, called herself “chaos kitten” 🤦. i figured it was a bot at first, but she sent me a voice note gigglin about how she wanted to “study my brain while ridin me” lol.

we met at a dive bar, she wore doc martens and an oversized hoodie, lookin like she rolled outta bed but hot af. after 2 beers she says “let’s skip the small talk,” drags me outside, we uber back to her place. her apartment was chaos — bras on the couch, tarot cards on the table, cat starin at me like i’m intruder. sex wild. like, zero rhythm but maximum enthusiasm. after we ate pizza. we hooked up twice more, then she ghosted. saw on insta later she moved to portland and started a podcast about “ethics of casual intimacy.”