This thread is gold. I didn’t expect half of this. You guys convinced me. I’ll skip the cheap ones and try GoldenBride or SofiaDate. If a woman from Hamburg ends up calling me “Liebling,” I’m never coming back to Texas.
Good luck, man. Remember, Germans love plans. If she says meet at seven, you better show up at 6:55 or she’s already texting “Are you lost.” Be on time, bring flowers, and don’t fake compliments. That’s how you survive dating a German woman.