Jean, If Your Mother Was To Say Sorry, Would You Forgive her?

I got this message in my inbox two days ago, after my post declaring myself the Queen of Kutanda Botso and showing Zimbabweans how it is done in style. Would I forgive my "mother" if she came and asked for forgiveness? Well, the answer to that is rather complicated. Firstly I do not want her … Continue reading Jean, If Your Mother Was To Say Sorry, Would You Forgive her?

Mama, You Said I Can Never Hold 2k, Now My Bag Alone Is More Than That.

"Jean is suffering in the UK, she has no money. Two thousand pounds is a lot of money, where will she ever get that kind of money since she is lazy and doesn't go to work. Ha those children will be taken away from her and given to Shingi."Miriam Kanjike 2017 You know I am … Continue reading Mama, You Said I Can Never Hold 2k, Now My Bag Alone Is More Than That.

Dear Zimbabwe, This Is How Kutanda Botso Is Done, In Global Style

This is an article for Zimbabwe only. God, I should have written this essay in the Zimbabwean tongue Shona, but unfortunately or rather fortunately, I can not write the tongue perfectly, neither can I read it fluently or understand it well, my eyes itch each time I try to read anything in Shona. And I … Continue reading Dear Zimbabwe, This Is How Kutanda Botso Is Done, In Global Style

Dear Jean, How Do I Capture The Eye Of Your King?

So since my last post about the King wanting to take a third wife from among the daughters of Canaan/Zimbabwe/Ophir, I got an inbox from a Zimbabwean lady who said... "Mary-Tamar, I am considering writing to the King on Facebook, I thought I will tell you first. I am a Chihera but I want to … Continue reading Dear Jean, How Do I Capture The Eye Of Your King?

Baby, I Am Taking A Third Wife From Zimbabwe, Says My Ashanti King

So about three days ago, the King came and told me that as we make our journey to the North, his Empire will not be complete without a third wife, his secretary. Three is his favorite number, so since the 400 year Revelation and the journey to become King of the North, he has always … Continue reading Baby, I Am Taking A Third Wife From Zimbabwe, Says My Ashanti King

Is Your Husband’s Second Wife Not Jealous Of Your Royal Engagement?

Becoming Mrs Offeh Series I get asked a lot of questions about Shulamite, some think she doesn't exist, some think she is an anecdote, some think she's a fantasy of my imagination, but others see through the veil and know within their hearts of hearts that there is a delight of the King, a Shulamite … Continue reading Is Your Husband’s Second Wife Not Jealous Of Your Royal Engagement?

The True Origins Of Bantu Knots And Why Zimbabwean Women Hate Them

So there has been a lot of noise about Adele wearing her hair in Bantu Knots, and a Jamaican flag bikini and the internet went wild over accusations of cultural appropriation. Firstly, Bantu knots are not from Jamaica, they have nothing to do with the culture or country, so I am so confused as to … Continue reading The True Origins Of Bantu Knots And Why Zimbabwean Women Hate Them

Black People Are Justified To Show Off Gold And Wealth On Social Media, Says My King.

One of my husband's cousins called him last week and said, "You need to slow down a bit Nana, and be very careful. Don't show off too much, this year is the year of Covid 19, people have lost their jobs and their lives, and for you this is the year you have taken off, … Continue reading Black People Are Justified To Show Off Gold And Wealth On Social Media, Says My King.

Mary-Tamar, How Did You Win The King’s Heart, My Man Won’t Agree To Marry Me.

Becoming Mrs Offeh Series Since I announced my surprise new beginning of Becoming Mrs Offeh a week ago, I've been getting a lot of messages from women asking me what I did to make the King propose to me and how I won his heart for him to go all out and buy me such … Continue reading Mary-Tamar, How Did You Win The King’s Heart, My Man Won’t Agree To Marry Me.